Saw this on someone’s blog; sounds like it might be mildly entertaining… Type your first name preceded by the word “unfortunately” into Google and see what comes up. Here’s a few of mine:
- doesn’t buy a word Fidel says.
- doesn’t speak English yet.
- was unable to make steady progress.
- had a hell of a day at the beauty shop.
- has no one for herself.
- is hiding the fact that she’s dying from her syphallis.
- learned about his past and drunkenly confronted him.
- ain’t on the list.
Hmmm… not quite as entertaining as it sounded. That’s unfortunate.